To be continued as and when. No guests were harmed during the making of this film.
It’s a fine, dry day and there’s an Italian market in the square outside Waterstone’s. Good for a book signing? ‘Bad,’ says Tim. The stalls are blocking the view of the shop and the fine weather’s keeping everyone outdoors. Hmm, that must be why they’ve only put one small poster up for my event, I mean why waste the Blu Tack? Tim demonstrates handing off the marauding hordes After much refolding of a black tablecloth and a rummage around for some books, I’m invited to take up my position at the author table somewhere between ‘fantasy and horror’, children’s books and a poster of the next author, Bobby ‘Iron Duke’ Windsor who’s signing on Monday. Once Tom, Lily, my lovely daughter, and her partner, Russ, are all sure I’m not going to run away, they leave me to it, taking it in turns to make sure I’m all right and bring me tea. Very soon, I notice a small boy watching me. When he returns with his family I learn that he would like to be a writer. His method, he tells me, is to rewr...
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Also, only you have looked at my previous effort so far - not very encouraging.
Glad no one fell off the cliff:-)
Lane, I'm very grateful to you for pointing me in the direction of so much fun. Thank you dear heart (and yes, phew, good news about the cliff edges!).
JJ.. you know you want to. You don't have to be bonkers to do it, but it helps!
Fennie, we directors have to work with the material we are given (sigh!) that means two characters (unless you want to fork out for a larger and, presumably, more sophisticated cast). And now I have to go and mollify my poor actors who are reeling from the 'woodentops' and 'voice synthesizer' comments. They seem to cope very well with 'nuddy-pants', 'fart' and 'mucky' but 'any more' seemed to push them over the edge. What can you do? :)
Ok, ok - do I get the part?
(And do I HAVE to wear those nuddy pants? (sigh))
LBD. Thank.you. very.much. It's.about.time.someone. commented. on. my. hair.! Your hired!
FP, yep - their site has been down. Tres annoying.