Alas, I didn't win the mystery prize in the llamarama 'Write an ode to a LLama' competition so I shall never know if I missed out on a llama on the lawn or - sigh - an N-Dubz hat, but, hey!, I was one of three runners-up singled out for a 'special mention' - hurray! Congratulations to the winner, Kim Hall. For a special performance of my own effort, please click above. PS, That word my actress is slurring is 'cria', a baby llama... Honestly, where's Kate Winslet when you need her?
Christine Stovell, author and freelance writer, on living and writing in West Wales