Kimono Arms, Koko, Clocks and Christmas

Wednesday 12 December
What’s the point of staying at home for Christmas when we still have to hurtle down the M4 to drop off a load of presents anyway? Yes we’re heading south for another round of driving too much, eating too much and not sleeping enough. Ho hum! On the way we stop at a retail outlet at for some last minute presents (who is Last Minute and why does he get so many presents?). Tom, who has been on at me for ages to buy some wet weather gear for the boat, spots a bargain in Helly Hansen and I lob out the best part of forty quid for a deeply unsexy bib and braces number. ‘Well, that’s my Christmas outfit sorted,’ I tell the guy on the counter who has clearly heard it all before and cannot even raise a fake smile. Then it’s onwards to Epsom, a flying visit to Mum, a flying visit to my lovely friend Jill and finally to Worthing to stay with Mil and Dil.

Thursday 13 December
Still dealing with the after effects of eating Mil’s meat pudding at 10 o’clock at night, I fend off the cooked breakfast Mil’s is threatening us with. Besides, we are due to meet Stepson One at a pub chain for lunch and I dread to think what culinary delights lie in wait for us there. 40 miles later we are back in Surrey and I am staring at a burger meal and diet coke. Stepson One is off to Canada with his girlfriend for Christmas to meet her folks and they are also in the process of buying their first home together so there’s lots to catch up with. My sister, who works as a solicitor in the same town, escapes from the office long enough for me to force-feed her my chips. We then head off to drop off my nieces’ presents and say hello to my brother-in-law before downing more tea with Mum.

In the evening we collect Rose from work and catch up with her, then it’s over to Croydon to visit Tom’s brother and his family who’ve had another cr*ppy year with too many woes to go into. Just to add insult to injury, Dave’s been knocked off his bike this week, broken a finger and sustained multiple bruising all because someone didn’t look before opening their car door.

Friday 14 December
Tom finally gets the cooked breakfast but I chase some muesli round a bowl instead. Phew! Today we finish off the visiting, try a fabric warehouse for some curtain material I’ve been looking for (no luck – my goodness that makes me sound like domestic goddess!) and Tom buys some art materials.

Tonight we’re seeing Clocks at Koko in Camden (comment from Rose, ‘Mum, it’s very trendy there.’ And your point, Rose, is?). We say a quick hello to Stepson One, Girlf and a gaggle of colleagues before meeting Stepson Two for a curry before he goes on stage (rather him than me!). Stepson Two is looking suitably rock starry; lean and lovely, clad in black and wearing a top hat. He also, bless him, has two back stage passes so we can schmooze with the bands and drink their mini bar dry. ‘Drop o’ the hard stuff, eh?’ says their Scottish road manager when he comes in and sees us nursing our diet cokes but given that Clocks aren’t on stage until 11.45pm and we’re driving back to Wales afterwards it’s our only option!

So, picture the scene, if you will, Clocks are having a great time on stage, Stepson Two is working the crowd and really enjoying the night, the moshpit is heaving, Tom is off taking some photos of the band and I am standing, minding my own business idly wondering if SBS and I can work our bra twanging, kimono arm flapping routine into the act, when I get a tap on the shoulder and some boy who is a bit young even for Rose, tries to chat me up. What is this? Grab a granny night? He gives up when Tom returns but comes back for a second attempt when Clocks have finished their set. I also get my left buttock cupped by an unknown hand which is a bit unsettling… though not, perhaps, as unsettling as it was for the perpetrator, whoever it was, when I turned round!

Monday 17 December
We do a 260 mile round trip so that Tom can pick up a mangle he has bought on ebay with the aim of turning into a press for some lino prints. Sheesh! It’s never a dull moment here, I can tell you.

And finally…
I’m still working on the book but sometimes, especially at Christmas, you just have to show your face before your nearest and dearest forget what you look like. Thank you taking the time to read my blog this year. I look forwards to resuming this blog and catching up with yours early in the New Year. Here’s to you!

Hwyl fawr!

Painting is 'Pebble Pool' by Tom Tomos


Milla said…
Very amusing, as always, ChrisH. And most impressive how you're creeping nearer that total for your novel. Time for a little lie down - me that is, exhausted at contemplating your busy week.
Crystal Jigsaw said…
Busy busy busy. I still have people to visit and being the unsociable devil that I am I try hard to get the farmer to do it instead.

Hope the novel is going well.
Best wishes, Crystal xx
Preseli Mags said…
Crikey what a busy time you've had! I'm delighted that the gig went so well... and that Clocks had a good evening too!
Nadolig Llawen a blwyddyn newydd dda,
Casdok said…
Sounds as though Dave was lucky.
Debs said…
What a week you've had. Puts me to shame and here I was bemoaning all that I've had to do. The island is only 9 x 5 miles, however we locals still have a good whinge when we have to drive (3 miles) to town! Hope you have a great Christmas, ChrisH. x
Faith said…
Oh you've been busy. Poor Dave and what a shock all round that must have been - could have been so much worse. Good wishes for Christmas.
Cait O'Connor said…
Wow, I'm exhausted just reading your home thuoghts this week!
Nadolig Llawen Chris.
elizabethm said…
What a mad whirl of a week. It must be good to get back to Wales. I love coming home. Not sure whether I could still attract the hand on the bum! Clearly not lost it.
Have a great time.
Pondside said…
You do get around Chris! You deserve a medal for all the rellies and heavy food - but I can hear the satisfaction underlying your diary entries. Of course it's always satisfying to be thought pert enough to be felt-up backstage!!!!
ChrisH said…
Pondside - bum fine face not so great!
Flowerpot said…
Sounds hectic Chris but have a wonderful Christmas and best of luck with the novel.
Tattie Weasle said…
Ahh it's good to be home..the only recompense for hours stuck on the M1, M25 and M4.....what a whirlwind! Lucky you to be chatted up tho' - unless he really wasn't worth it??!!!
Have a great Christmas!!
(PS Never did tell Mum reckoned it would tip her totally over the top and I wanted breakfast....!!)
Lane said…
Phew. You deserve a very quiet Christmas after all that.

And you're now an official member of the 20/40 club. (twenty from the back, 40 from the front). Having said that you don't look a day over 30:-)

Happy Christmas Chris x
Chris H said…
Couldn't resist popping in to say "Hi" from one Chris H to another! Sounds like you have had a very busy and interesting week, what fun! MERRY CHRISTMAS chick.
Pipany said…
Grief what a week Chris! Love the story about the moshpit - should feel proud I guess! have a lovely Christmas xx
Cathy said…
What a week!
Merry Christmas

LittleBrownDog said…
Love that painting, Chris - reminds me of honesty (the plant, not the other one). Sounds like a very busy run-up to Christmas, with a bit of bra-strap twanging and buttock-cupping thrown in. Hope Christmas itself will be enjoyable and relaxing, and there won't be too many opportunities to don the bib-and-braces outfit.
Grouse said…
Bum grabbed, eh? You'll be dining out on that for the rest of Christmas.

Oh well- beats soggy pub chips I suppose......

Happy New Year
Goodness, you have been busy Chris,

Wonderful news that the gig went so well.

Best of luck with the Novel Chris, and may the New Year be a brilliant one for you and your family.

Love and Best Wishes,
Zinnia Cyclamen said…
Word count's looking good, you're nearly there! Wishing you a happy, productive and successful New Year.
EEyyah up pet never a static moment sChez vous is it!!!

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