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Author's Corner Post

This week, I'm over at Choc Lit's 'Author's Corner' talking about wedding preparations. Do feel free to share your wedding day triumphs and disasters with me there!

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Fennie said…
I'll take a look, Chris. Sure to be an amusing post!
Flowerpot said…
will do Chris!

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